fourth of july -thomas

Every Fourth of July I go and probably spend at least 200 dollars on fireworks but, most of that goes to sparklers and electrical tape. You see what you do is you get about 30 to 60 sparklers and make it into a big cylinder shape and pull one out from the center this is your fuse. Then you press them as tightly together as you can then start wrapping tape around it and I mean lots of tape. I normally use an entire roll at once. It’s smarter and safer to stick it in a container or set it down to light this sparkler bomb. I stuck mine in an old metal gas can that was empty. I lit the center one and ran like hell. It blew the can apart and put metal shrapnel an inch into trees. Than we found an old freezer that was full of buzzards. Now buzzards are big birds and they smell of rotting flesh. We threw one in the freezer and blew them apart. That was the worst smell id ever smelt. Later on these guys came in and we pulled a prank on them and told them cops were coming because they were blowing up fireworks that shoot into sky. Than we passed they guys on the highway going a hundred miles an hour. That was one of the best Fourth of Julys I've had.